Be aware, a bumper sticker that you have might be featured here… And you’ll probably be roasted for it.
No Love for PT Cruisers
Every PT Cruiser owner can feel this pain. Honestly, though, these cars are one of the ugliest out there. No offense.
This is Real Science
The makers of this sticker designed it so that people going super fast will see the sticker as blue. They just used physics to perfect this!
This is a Relic
The younger kids won’t understand this one… This is before iPhone’s had fingerprint technology!
Sure, That’s Why
The Florida guy in the Ford pickup truck has opinions and “thinks” which is too much to handle for any normal woman. So edgy.
Bye!
See you never, loser. We’re going over the rainbow.
Can’t Argue With That Logic!
How many “Meninists” got angry over this one? I can imagine the Reddit threads now…
Don’t worry, It Cancels It Out
The fact that cars cause a lot of pollution is a hard pill to swallow, but this person found the most perfect solution!
A Bold Joke
I wonder how many cops have thought about pulling this guy over. This would be a pretty good cover…
Small Reminder
Marriage is only grand until it ends in a 100,000 divorce. Someone seems a bit bitter.
When The Stick Figure Family Goes South
Instead of moving all of the stickers around, just take off the one and leave the space to be filled! Can’t hurt to try, right?
So Sorry, My Mistake
You know what moment when the car behind you is basically inside of your car? Well, this is the bumper sticker for that! Let that tailgater know that you’re sorry for simply existing in front of them.
We Got Money Instead
Sorry, but your stick children can’t even compare to my miles of money.
Sincerely, a Disgruntled Adult Kid
Everyone could use this little reminder. Maybe even go a step further and just be nice to everyone? That could work…
Why Isn’t This in the Bible?
People who don’t use their turn signals are one of the most annoying drivers. Honestly, if this was a thing in the bible, people would probably listen!
I Feel That
Something tells me that this guy had a bumper sticker that he didn’t quite like before, so he got this to cover it… That’s fair.
Bumper Sticker Jokes
This person must have printed this on their own. This doesn’t exist in real life, but it really should…
Not A Baby But Still!
Those “baby on board” stickers are there to let people know that a baby is in the car. Which is fine and probably good to know, but adults want to live, too!
Ah, Classic
This is pretty much what every bumper sticker says. Yes, yes, we hear you. You have an opinion on things.
These Are The Stats I’m Interested In
There are so many people that love to brag using those dumb running bumper stickers. These are way more interesting and impressive!
The Future
Don’t make fun of people driving minivans… You don’t know how cool they were before they had kids.
Ok… What
This is a weird bumper sticker to put on a Ford. Now, if this was a Tesla, that would be funny since it actually has auto pilot technology!
Here Are Some Hard Facts On Your Morning Commute
Someone seems a bit bitter, honestly. This is quite a pointed thing to put on the back of your car!
RIP
I love the attitude of this one. You go! Tell them like it is!
Just A Heads Up
This is definitely a person who uses the horn purely out of anger and not out of usefulness… AKA, road rage!
A Lot To Unpack Here
So, texting and driving is one thing. That’s not good and not funny to joke anout. And then, we have the fact that this person has voices in their head. Maybe they shouldn’t drive?
I Guess I’ll Honk!
Noises are cool, I’ll honk to that. Hopefully, this person remembers that they have this bumper sticker! If not, they’ll just assume people are randomly honking. Pretty funny!
A Self Drag
This is like, gay-pride mixed with a self-drag. Honestly, I can relate.
Speak Up For Chickens!
Don’t question the chickens. They can cross the road whenver they want to and for whatever reason. Let them live!
Heck Yeah, Am I Right?
No baby on board thanks to this lovely company! This person should be sponsored for this free advertising.
The Real Questions
This one is a bit of a thinker, isn’t it? Greed is a sin, isn’t it? Really makes you think…
They Don’t Owe You Anything!
Having a truck is pretty convenient if you’re moving, but your friend with a truck doesn’t always have to help you move! Leave ’em alone!
This Dude Had a Lot of Fun at Spencers
There’s a lot going on on the back of this truck! This person needs to relax a bit and maybe spend their money somewhere other than Spencers.
I Feel This Energy
I need this bumper sticker even now. And then, I need a new one for every single year I get older. This is golden.
Something To Brighten Up Peoples’ Day!
No more negative self talk! Don’t believe everything you think! This is one of the more uplifting bumper stickers.
Everyone Has Their Hobby
Well, good to know where Helen has been. She’s been missed every Sunday!
Don’t Forgte It!
I wonder if this person is even dyslexic? Or are they just using that disability at a humorous expense?
Read It and Weap
I think we’ve all seen some able-bodied person without a handicap tag park in a designated handicap spot. Not all handicapped people have a visible disability, but if you don’t have a tag… Well… Sorry, but, read the sticker!
Maybe History Should Repeat Itself…
If history will repeat itself, maybe dinosaurs can come back. And, if they do, we should all get a personal one, right?
Ouch
That’s quite the burn. That’s you!
Be Careful Out There
We really don’t need more people on this Earth… In case you didn’t know.
Very Controversial Political Statement
This probably angers a lot of old Republicans. Who is that Voldemort fellow?! Is this an insult?!
Try Harder
Sorry, not impressive. Although, you probably thought that this was going to be an anti-tailgating bumper sticker. Got ya!
Love Someone Who Believes In Things Like This
Ignorance is bliss. Sometimes, pretending that these things are real can lead to a happy life!
Be Wary!
If you didn’t catch on, this person is going to feed you to their dragon. Just in case you didn’t catch on.
This is Actually Great Advice
The aliens might try and take your entire car, but still! This is a great way to keep yourself safe from aliens, anyway.
Oh, I Get It
Math nerds love this joke. For anyone else, it might take a second… But then it’s funny.
Okay, Marvel Nerd
Other Marvel nerds will agree, but everyone else will probably just want to smack you. You know, for being a nerd.
No Thanks
The person who has this bumper sticker is not one to be messed with… They are definitely scary.
What a Backstory
This is a lot of backstory in just one bumper sticker. I suggest you read all of it.
Read For Filth
This is so true. Who actually goes to the websites on people’s bumper stickers? Or even researches the causes? Not me.
Minivan Regret
The minivan parents are really struggling over here. Don’t judge them!
Who Cares?
This person must be super bitter if they are putting this on their car forever… Maybe let people enjoy things?
Too Late
Looks too late for not being touched… This car could use a wash!
Big Texas Energy
This is capitalism but also anti-Texas? Right? Or maybe it’s pro-Texas? Who knows.
Okay… This is Worse
What’s worse than a stick figure family? Someone trying to diss the stick figure family. Relax!
Okay, But What Would Happen?
This is a very deep thought. What would happen? Would we all feel it? Would it be able to make a noise? Would it be powerful?!
This is an Important Bumper Sticker
This is mostly true. Whenever I see someone driving erratically, that’s always what I assume, anyways.
Ha, Ha
This Saturn owner saw the opportunity and took it. For that, we thank you.
Just Go Around!
Folks hate larger vehicles on the road. It’s almost like people go out of their way to cut off big trucks or buses. This motorhome driver decided to make a joke out of their slow speed!
This Is Too Good
Even if you don’t have a wiener dog, this is super funny. 10/10.
Suburbia Burn!
This is really true, though. People live in the suburbs to live with nature. If they wanted to be surrounded by new construction, they’d move to the city!
This Person Needs Help
This car has a lot of chaotic energy to it… Especially with those stuffed animals in the back window.
Big Mistake
Computers can be quite confusing, especially when it manifests a bumper sticker onto your car. It’s rough!
Out-Of-Body Experiences Are For Chumps
I think that everyone can relate to this in some way. Although, they would have saved some money instead of buying this bumper sticker… Meh, it’s worth it.
Don’t Forget It!
A lot of people could use this little reminder… Especially drivers!