Cringeworthy Photos of Hilarious Food Fails

Sometimes, food disappoints you. Sometimes, it fails you entirely.

Scared-Bob Terrifying-Pants

We’ve all had some pretty hilarious looking character ice creams, but this one takes the cake for least resemblance. He’s literally a cyclops.

Fruit for Ants

What is this? Fruit for ants? Even if you’re not Zoolander, these tiny fruits were sure to upset whoever grew them. Maybe gardening isn’t their calling.

What Kind of Sandwich Are You Making

The new guy on the assembly line seemed to forget how bread is supposed to be cut…

Don’t Short Me on My Hotdog!

This is a waste of a hotdog bun and waste of a lunch! Who wants a tiny hot dog that isn’t a pig in a blanket?

Ice Cream Gone Coneless

How are you even supposed to hold this?

Wild at Work

Either an alcoholic magician works at the liquor store or someone had a little too much fun at the winery.

This M&M Only Has A Shell

This M&M is missing the chocolate entirely. What a bummer!

Where Are the Blueberries?

This blueberry muffin was missing the only thing that mattered.

More Fish in the Sea

Oh, you wanted tuna in your can of tuna? Should have specified sooner.

Close Enough

An attempt was made…kind of.

No Nuts Allowed

This is literally the opposite of what was promised…not a single nut in sight.

Not Like the Picture

Whoever was making this McFlurry appears to have given up entirely.

Where’s the Filling?

What a disappointing bite! Such a tragedy.

The Saddest Frozen Pizza in the World

One depressing piece of pineapple, some pathetic shreds of cheese, and a few chunks of ham? Delicious?

Under The Sea

Last time I checked, boiled peanuts didn’t have eyes. Or fins. Or scales.

Would You Like Some Butter With Your Butter?

This bag of popcorn turned out to be a bag of butter. Does anyone want some extra butter with their butter?

Hot Pocket (of Air)

Imagine taking a bite into what you expect to be a delicious piece of flaky pastry stuffed with cheese and sauce, only to find…nothing.

Baby Burger

Nobody could possibly qualify this as a “better burger.” There’s only half a burger to begin with!

World’s Lamest Breakfast Sandwich

This is the perfect way to ruin somebody’s day. How could a shop send this out into the world for consumption? It breaks my heart!

Hole-y Heck, Where’s the Rest of My Bread?

Baking can be tricky, but this should never, ever happen in a loaf of sourdough.

Ultimate Potato Chip

That awkward moment when your potato chip is just a literal potato.

10% Carrot, 20% Pain, 100% Reason to Remember the Name

They say that icebergs are much bigger underneath the surface, but this is quite the opposite.

No Beans, Just Bean Juice

Nobody’s having burritos tonight, then.

The Loneliest Chocolate Chip

The cooky is probably so bad that all the other ones left. This one looks like it was trying to escape but didn’t make it in time, poor thing.

Pepper-only

Would you pay $4 for this? I mean, technically they’re not lying…

So That’s What They Meant by “Pea Protein”

Ew. Imagine opening a can of peas to find a creepy crawly creature inside.

Taking Mint Chocolate Chip Literally

Well, it’s ‘chip’ not ‘chips’, right? So, technically, they did it right!

Looks Can Be Deceiving

It doesn’t look like the picture at all.

Uncrustables Going Against the Brand

Somehow, this sneaky crust managed to find its way to a sandwich. Oh well, you win some and you lose some. Just eat around it.

Extra Paper

Paper is only inedible if you don’t believe.

Proving A Point

That’s not even one scoop! This person is absolutely justified in measuring out the raisins. You put your loyalty in a brand for so many years just to realize they’ve been dishonest.

Who Doesn’t Love a Good Chicken Salad Sandwich?

Just when you think the only thing you still love hasn’t yet deceived you…

Empty Reeses

This is the antithesis of a peanut butter cup. It’s just a cup!

Singular Marshmallow

Imagine the disappointment of brewing a nice hot cup of cocoa only to find one little marshmallow in it.

Just One Sesame For You

Is this a sesame bun that fell short, or is this a runaway sesame seed that hopped onto a plain bun? The real questions.

Baby Watermelon

This one didn’t grow true to size like its siblings, but it’s still pretty adorable! Can you carve a watermelon like a pumpkin? This would make a cute one.

Cheese, Please

Are you kidding me? Someone is trying to stiff you on the cheese!

Meatless Baguette

I’d like to introduce you to the saddest sandwich in the world. Bread, more bread, and a single slice of ham.

Only One Layer of This Onion Rotted

Ring of fire plays softly in the distance.

It’s True to the Title

Berry loaf. You get one berry and one loaf. That’s the rule.

I’m Sorry You Had to See This

This is a crime against humanity. I have no others words.

Where’s the Avocado?

True disappointment manifested in a single avocado.

When There’s More Rind Than Melon

Lucky for you, you’re only getting the rind! Congrats!

This Has to Be a Bad Omen

At least it saves you the trouble of needing to separate the yolk from the whites.

Is This What They Call Lightly Salted?

Your entire sodium intake for the day in one measly package of peanuts.

The One That Got Away

Something tells me roasting that rock won’t taste as good as a real potato.

Anyone in the Mood for Yellow Skittles?

This feels like a sick joke on whatever poor fool opened this packet of Skittles.

Just The Stems

Just the StemsWhile buying pre-chopped broccoli may save you some time in the long run, it might not be your best option unless you only like stems.

Waferless Kit Kat

At this point, it’s technically just a chocolate bar.

A Very Questionable Lunch

2 for 6 pounds! Because everyone loves raw bacon, barbecue sauce, and three shreds of cheddar cheese.

It’s Not A Fruit SaladIf It’s Just Grapes

Fruit salad? No. Grape salad? Absolutely.

No Condiments For You

Dip your fries in empty promises and broken dreams.

Roasted Salted Air

If anyone was craving some crunchy, salty nothing, then this vending machine is the snack spot for you.

Refreshing

Next time you cut into a fresh orange, make sure the center doesn’t look like the seventh circle of hell.

Strawberry BB Pellets Forever

A lawsuit waiting to happen—someone found a BB pellet in their strawberry.

Where Is The Rest of It?

You could fit another loaf of bread inside the hole in this loaf.

Freak Accident

When your soda decides it will not be consumed today.

Blueberry Waffle

This isn’t what someone meant when they said they wanted a blueberry waffle.

Unlocking the Ultimate Cheeto Powder Block

If you eat it you gain Chester’s powers.

The Smallest Lemon

This is hardly enough to zest a single slice of cake.

Looks Can Be Deceiving

Imagine: picking up what looks like a delicious sandwich at the deli, bringing it home, and unwrapping it only to find it’s 80% bread.

Not Quite What You Bargained For

It may be small and red, but no, that’s not a cherry.

Empty Inside

This person knew something was up when they picked up the can and it seemed lighter than usual.

Blank Face

This lollipop looks more like a panda’s butt than a panda.

Are You Kidding Me

This is the most pathetic bar of chocolate in the world. Six measley cranberries…

Nailed It

Are you sure? Are you really sure that’s a panda?

This Lemon Just Wronged You

To rind or not to rind? That is the question.

Bad Pour

That awkward moment when the bartender is also drunk.

Missing A Few Inches

If that piece of pizza actually filld up the box, it wouldn’t look half bad.

What, You Wanted More Avocado?

Psh, don’t be greedy. This is all you get.

Whoops, Forgot the Steak

All fat, no steak. Try again next time.

This Can’t Even Be Considered Pizza

This just looks like a glorified Ritz cracker topped with a fistful of spinach.

Just a Little Different

Not so much a gourmet moment as it is a tragically upsetting one.

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