Someone Has to Go Home and Change
Chad and Brad show up to the same wine mixer wearing all Gap and Warby Parker, eventually, they’ll overlap outfits. One of them is going to have to take the golf cart back to the lake house and put on a different pair of Dockers.
You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
Please, for the sake of all of us, let’s just collectively excuse our embarrassing dads. Hopefully, this person wore this shirt to some important family function or a photoshoot.