Chances are, everyone who has tattoos has at least one bad one. Sometimes bad tattoos aren’t even bad! They can be charming and hold a deeper meaning to the owner. However, these tattoos are so bad that not even a mother could love them.
Thieves Getting What’s Coming To Them
This is what you get for trying to get something another artist made exactly! To be honest, the added nipple isn’t even the worst part of this stolen tattoo, overall this is a tragedy and this dude might want to consider getting a skin graft.
Split Second Decisions
This is what happens when you walk into a shop that only does custom pieces and want to get something quick. Really, this tattoo isn’t even that bad, but this person probably learned their lesson about being unprepared.
Pretty Uncool Dude
Chances are, this guy doesn’t regret this tattoo because he can’t see it. Regardless, nobody wants to stare into the eyes of some gross demon man on their leisurely flight to Florida.
Avoid Text You Can’t Read
Dude, you need to make better decisions when you’re getting tattooed. Turkey sandwich is a hilarious thing to have tattooed on you, at least when you have kids you can explain to them the dangers of getting a bad tattoo.
And One
They say you gotta work with what you got, and this guy does have a mole just about the size of a basketball. Maybe he should dribble his way on down to the dermatologist to get a biopsy. Swoosh!
Señor Nipple
This was probably excruciatingly painful, but totally worth it. I can’t see this guy regretting this tattoo until he’s old and his skin stretches out. Olé!
It’s Now or Never
This tattoo’s gonna live forever! This is a pretty embarrassing piece to take up an entire shoulder, but it could definitely be worse.
Oh God, I Think It’s a Tiger?
This was either a really cool artistic decision, or actually the worst tattoo ever put on someone’s entire front. As long as this person is happy with it, I guess it’s fine. But, if this were me, I’d be filing a lawsuit.
Not Sure Where They Were Going With This One
Um actually, this is a perfect rendition of a Korean traditional tiger tattoo, and its… Um… Dude this tattoo is an abomination. How could anyone screw a tattoo up this badly?
Not Bad, Just Ugly
The look of regret on this guy’s face tells me that even he didn’t want to get this tattoo. However, this is definitely one of those tattoos that aren’t bad, they’re just really ugly.
It’s Supposed to Be a Galaxy
The tattoo artist probably says this is an abstract take on the Milky Way galaxy, the lady who got it probably says it was a mistake. Personally, the only thing I see in this tattoo is “you need to go to the hospital.”
Marilyn Mon-NOOOOOOOO
She looks like she’s trying to escape from this person’s arm. Please set her free, and set that terrible line work free too. Consider getting laser therapy, please.
Really Good Work, But Like… Why?
This tattoo is actually incredible. Perfect line work, absolutely seamless, the color stands up, and it molds well with this person’s body. But, why would you waste so much precious real estate on one concept? Unless you plan on covering your entire body in snake stuff, you should probably reconsider doing something like this.
At Least it’s Creative
This is a super original idea, however, the artist completely botched a lot of the lines and the shading inside the yin-yang. This is a cool practice piece, but definitely something one would get from an apprentice.
What Happened Here?
Apparently, these dots are supposed to be “stars in the night sky.” What this really looks like, someone sneezed black paint all over this person’s chest and they thought it looked cool so they had their friend stick-and-poke the dots on them.
Ball is Life
Wow, do I wish this was intentional. if so, this is one of the best tattoos ever put on a human being. It not, it’s okay, the lines are so shallow that the ink probably won’t stay in this person’s skin during the healing process.
That’s Not How That Goes
Imagine being so dedicated to passing a test that you’d tattoo the answers on your wrist. But, you’re equally as dumb so you get the wrong answers tattooed.
Blue Eminem 3 By Peewee Longway
This tattoo is actually really well done, it’s super goofy but it is not a bad tattoo by any stretch of the meaning. Not sure about this, but this might be a really elaborate in-joke regarding a rapper named Peewee Longway’s album “Blue M&M 3”, in which he references rapper Eminem dozens of times.
Monkey-Brained
This tattoo is actually pretty decent, despite the unfortunate placement and the inevitable male pattern baldness that’s going to defeat the purpose of having it. To me, getting a tattoo in a place that you have to constantly shave, and you can’t even see it, is a mistake.
Nailed it
Maybe this is meant to point out other things. like Neck, Shoulder… Elbow… Waist? Yeah, that’s definitely what it’s supposed to mean.
Bad Chest, Bad Rest
This has to be some cruel joke, no human would willingly get this tattooed on them willingly. Judging by the state of this dude’s kitchen, he’s probably living a pretty chaotic lifestyle.
I Like Turtles
If you’re bald, why not embrace being the bald guy with head tattoos? Although, it is debatable whether this is actually a tattoo or not because the colors are a little too earthy to be on someone’s dome.
Why Bananas?
Say what you want, this is a really well-done tattoo, it’s super weird and bizarre though. If you’re comfortable getting some weird looks at the beach, this is probably the tattoo for you.
Angelina Jolie or Jelly Bean
Come on, you didn’t have to put color in the lips at all. This is quite possibly one of the worst tattoos on this list. This is also going to heal really poorly.
A Baby Could Have Done This
Maybe you should check up on a tattoo artist’s work before you decide to get a huge piece done. Good luck covering this up, because it’s not going to be removable.
Stop Trusting People
If you want a good tattoo that means something to you, actually spend the money going to a great artist. Getting tattooed in your buddies kitchen is never a good move and will yield results like this.
Now He Can See
This is probably the dumbest tattoo on this list. Especially because of the environment this dude got it in. Nothing says “I don’t really need a job” like dumb face tattoos.
Money Talks
Something tells me that this person has never actually seen a $100 bill in their life.
Maybe the Placement Could Be Better
Yeah, now you have to answer questions about your stupid tattoo every five minutes instead.
At Least You Can Cover It Up
Doctor, this man is going to need a competent tattoo artist to fix his leg STAT.
A Child’s Rendition
Maybe this person wanted a picture their kid drew tattooed on them! Maybe not! Either way, this one is pretty bad, but it’s definitely fun.
You’re in Too Deep
This looks like a man trapped in a tiger’s body. The eyes are literally saying “please kill me.”
New Ink, New Baby
The funniest part of this whole thing is that the artist took this photo. If this were me, I would have run away and never came back.
Christmas is Gonna Be Awkward This Year
This is definitely someone’s goofy uncle who just got one of the worst placed tattoos in history. At least he’s still got his sick mullet.
Bagpipes Anyone?
This guy is not fooling around when he says he loves Celtic music. He’s always ready to go with him to go argyle socks.
The Stank
You’ve got to admit, this is an admirable tattoo. One has to accept how they really are, and if this lady really is as stinky as she’s making herself out to be, she’s just accepting her life with grace.
You’re Trolling Me
Sometimes you need to accept when you’re hairy, and instead of shaving it, sometimes it’s ideal to make the best of it.
Not Sure What This Even Is
This is like a mix between Chucky from Childs Play, and a scarecrow or something. Either way, this is awful and this person should be ashamed!
Why?… Just… Why?
This is actually pretty clean stippling, but it’s definitely not going to get this guy laid.
Thom Yorke Would Love This
Dude, this tattoo is actually super sick! Definitely weird placement, but they captured Thom Yorke pretty much perfectly.
Run as Fast as You Can
This guy is super badass and he wants the entire world to know. If you see these tattoos on the street, turn back around.
Not the Claws
At least it’s on this guys back so he never has to see this terrible tattoo ever again.
What Was This Supposed to Be?
It looks like a disembodied zombie arm holding a fistful of spaghetti.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Take this back to the tattoo shop and try to return it PLEASE.
Poor Execution Dude
Nobody is going to trust your “$30” tattoos! Nobody should trust you tattooing at all, please go to a professional.
Committed to LV
When fashion is your life, you must constantly look at the part. But, judging by the H&M jeans, these tattoos are just as cheap as that fake LV bag.
If You Ain’t First, You’re Last
DUDE WHY ARE YOU HOLDING YOUR BABY ABOVE YOUR HEAD WHILE STANDING IN WATER?????? If that is really a baby, it kind of just looks like a turtle.
From Lion to Def Leppard
This genuinely went from two different ugly cat like looking creatures, to 80s hair metal band REAL quick.
Oh My God
This is the creature that eats the socks out of your laundry.
Chicago Bouls
That bull looks just about as drunk as the guy who owns it.
Something Went Wrong
So, this one is actually pretty sad. This was supposed to be a portrait of the woman on the left tattooed on her son. Instead of getting her beautiful mother, who passed away from cancer, he got this monstrosity.
Wrongfully Convicted
Something tells me that this guy actually wasn’t wrongfully convicted.
At Least it’s Spelled Right
Well, about half of all marriages end in divorce anyway. I hope they signed a prenup.
Who’s Gonna Tell Him
That looks pretty done to me bud! Not sure what else you can do to it.
Well, That’s Just Great
This guy invented the spiral! Also, that looks nastily infected, that person should really seek medical attention.
Whoop Whoop
This is a serious commitment to the cause. The next gathering you’re at, make sure you say hi to this guy.
Oh My God, So Much Black Work
This looks like too many hours in the chair to convince yourself to hate this tattoo. However, we are allowed to hate it.
Do Better Please
Maybe, next time, actually go to a tattoo artist and don’t try to do the work yourself.
Not Bad, Just Really Bad
Dumb decisions were made all around the board in this one. Also, this photo looks like it was taken inside this person’s parent’s house.
This Absolutely Sucks
I didn’t think it was possible, but this person must have somehow tattooed their own back.
Geisha Mistake
This tattoo is a pretty cool idea, but maybe the artist should have thought about the proportions before completely destroying this person’s torso.
How Did You Let Them Get That Far?
Just stop at the cross if the artist doesn’t do what you want. Also, this tiger looks like Shrek.
Six Pack of Bad Decisions
Nothing says “Spring Break” like celebrating your third divorce by getting the most badass tattoo you could think of.
This One is Actually Pretty Cool
This tattoo is actually sick, but this guy has to commit to getting slapped any time someone thinks there’s actually a spider on his face.
WOW That is Bad
You probably could have avoided doing this all together. This “artist” made Jesus look like a Dali painting in a very uncool way.
Deviant Art Mistake
This would be a really cool tattoo if you were a 7th grader in 2008 and your MySpace had a My Chemical Romance song as an intro.
This is the Kind of Tattoo You See On Someone You Went To High School With
Facebook post: “Got some dope new ink, hit up my buddy his prices are really low because he uses the same needle for every tattoo.”
Woah, Remember Those?
This dude probably asked his 13-year-old son to draw on something that would be sick to tattoo, and never looked back.
Darth Va-Don’t
Good thing this one will be easy to cover up.
Priorities in Order
You might want to make rule #4 “Getting Better Tattoos.”