Puns Galore
In another universe, Ho Malone is Post Malone's lesser-known, unsuccessful, country-singer brother. You have to admit, this was a pretty funny one—but this mystery texter shouldn't be considering a career in stand-up comedy anytime soon.
Touché
This kind of snarkiness is usually not appreciated, but in all fairness, this person is most certainly correct. However, a "trip" is generally defined as the act of going someplace and subsequently returning, which means that one would have to be outside of Spain in order for it to count.
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