Oh, You’re Like, Super Unforgettable
How did this person get their eye color wrong three times??? There are only like five options. Do better buddy!
Chip Off the Disappointing Block
It should be illegal to serve chocolate chip cookies that have LESS THAN ONE CHOCOLATE CHIP PER BITE. Unless this is a one-biter, in that case, this is fine. Actually, every cookie is a one-biter if you try hard enough…