The subway is great for people-watching. It doesn’t matter where you are, what city you’re in, or even what country, the subway will always attract some bizarre lifeforms that you’d never see above ground.
Harry Potter Crew
They all must be heading to a meet up of some sort. The kid that looks like Harry Potter has to know what he’s doing with those glasses, it’s just absurd to not know!
Crazy Night?
Somehow, this guy managed to find himself covered in black and red paint.
The Kindest Subway Patron
I have an appointment with this guy every day at 3 pm, so that slot is taken.
She Has Important Business To Attend
And she is looking her best! Really, though, I need to know if her owners are close by because, if not, I will be stealing her.
Fox Aren’t Native To The Subway…
This little buddy looks pretty relaxed, though! Funny how cuddly these guys can be.
Pet Peacock?
This guy looks pretty comfortable down in the subway, which makes us think he’s your average patron! How does his owner manage to get him on the train, though? Like, you can’t just sneak something like that in…
Gotta Get to The Game!
These guys sure know how to party!
Just Hanging Out
You have to admit, as bizarre as this is, it’s pretty impressive that the pup manages to stay on the horse on the rocky subway!
Don’t Touch the Hat
It’s cute that she managed to get a waterproof (?) hat out of the bubble wrap… But I really, really want to spend my trip popping her hat. Is that so bad?
The Grind Never Stops!
Don’t worry boys, I brought the table and everything.
Dolled Up Chicken
This chicken is obviously living a more frivolous and fancy life than any of us. Her hair-do is to die for!
Time Travelers?
If they’re headed to a theme party, they’re going to win the best costume for sure. If they’re not, then I’m pretty concerned that this is how they dress every day.
Are You Good?
Is that a real computer? Why is it on her head? Why is she on the subway with it? Where is she going? So many questions that will never, ever be answered.
Rueing the Day In Style
You just know that this is how he dresses every day. Today, he’s feeling red.
Personal Space Cube
This screams, “Step off and don’t touch me!” In reality, this is probably just something she was transporting around and not something she takes on the subway on the regular. I might just take this idea, though.
He’s Here
There’s a guy who thinks he’s Jesus in every major city, let’s be real.
When You Have To Go To Work Right After Your Cosplay Meetup
Honestly, this wouldn’t be too weird if he wasn’t wearing a tie, right?
That’s Not Smoke
This isn’t some clean exhale of smoke. That’s this means full-on mustache/beard/thing.
Final Wishes
One last subway ride before it’s all over. It was in the will!
Almost Didn’t See Ya There
Do you, can you, even see me?
Heading to an Aflac Appointment
The Aflac duck has to get around somehow, too! Don’t judge him.
Legit Gaming Addiction
God forbid to have to be alone with your thoughts for the 20-minute subway ride from one end of the city to the other.
Don’t Fool Around in the Subway
Your hair will get stuck in those unforgiving subway doors!
Someone Has An Imagination
They said, “It was Obi Wan’s greatest trick yet!”
There Are A Lot of Things Wrong With This
First of all, why does a turtle need a leash? Second, why is the turtle on the subway? Third, why is the turtle on the floor of the subway?
Reinassance-esque
I’ll admit, this does have the Reinassance vibe to it.
I Can’t See You, You Can See Me
At least, that’s just what I’m going to assume and so I’ll put this plant over my head and call it a day.
Welcome Back, BD
I wouldn’t mess with him if someone paid me to do it.
The Phenomenon of Not Knowing Other Languages
English-speakers do this same thing with Chinese or Japanese characters. We’ll never know what your clothes say, so why bother getting it?
Gotta Take My Bees
Hopefully, all of those bees are secured in there, or I would be booking it outta there.
No Thank You
This wouldn’t be too bad if you couldn’t see through it… But, you can, so it’s terrifying.
Latest Fashion
Fish shoes for everyone!
MiniCrosser Life
This is a type of electric scooter that people use, and somehow it fits on the subway! I would like this, please. It’s a great way to keep everyone away from me.
Innovation
Want to sleep, but don’t want to lean your head against the gross and greasy window? Well, this bizarre and painful looking contraption is the one for you!
Not Totally Sure What This IS
It’s some sort of face mask that looks like a bug? But why does she have it? What is going on?
VR Forever
It’s probably a good way to pass time on the subway, but at what cost?
Horrifying Puppet
Why would anyone bring this into existence? Why are they in matching jackets?
It’s Called Fashion
It’s vegan and environment-friendly, try not to be too jealous.
This Is Not What I Asked For
I would have gotten up and moved away if I were that girl… No seat sharing for me, please, I’d rather stand than by near this horrifying person.
Another Thing That Doesn’t Need to Be on a Leash
This had to have been a dare, this woman looks too normal to be pulling this type of shenanigan.
Buff Santa Is Ready for Christmas
This guy is either a stripper with no shame or a regular person with no shame and no real reason to wear such an outfit. Either way, he’s killing it!
A Healthy Snack
Gotta have a healthy snack to start your day off right! Even if it is just plain lettuce off the head.
More Terrifying Costumes
We’re hoping he’s going to work and this isn’t just a normal, everyday thing for him.
Soda Tab King
This takes dedication. The sound he makes when he walks must be pretty heavenly.
Totally Natural
This guy looks like he just robbed a bank or committed a murder… At least, that’s what his body language says. The mask does not help.
Nope.
Keep this person far away from me. I wouldn’t have even taken a picture, I would have just moved cars.
Whispering Sweet Nothings
Keep this creepy fantasy life away from me! Think of the children!
Honestly, Same
If this photo wasn’t taken in Japan, I would think this girl is serious, but it’s probably a case of “the lettering looks nice.”
Don’t Look At Me
It’s common in China for people to wear these face masks over their mouths, but this guy decided to go above and beyond and just cover his whole face because screw looking at other people.
Welcome To My Office
We’re in the midst of redecorating, pay no mind.
This Guy Doesn’t Care at All
No food and drinks on the train? Screw you, just try and take my table away.
Doesn’t Anyone Knock?
Real talk, why is there a toilet on the train. Who got that there? Aren’t they heavy? At least he has febreeze!