Most of the time, a break up doesn’t really go smoothly. Especially if it’s over text. Sometimes, the residual feelings of the break-up last for months… Maybe even years. It’s never fun to randomly get a text from your ex…
He Didn’t Handle This Well
How many emails did this guy sign up for just to keep making Instagram accounts? Thanks to Julia for sharing this incredible act of desperation.
When You Run Into Your Ex At The Store
It was sooo nice to catch up! It’s always fun to run into your ex at the store, exchange some polite ‘hello’s’ just to get this text later in the day.
Nice Try
What an incredible use of the Jay Gatsby gif. This is a great reason to break it off with someone!
That Was Fast
Sorry, Kyle, I was literally not looking at my phone for 10 minutes, but I understand.
A Bizarre Breakup
This guy decided that his ex-girlfriend stole a can of tuna from his grandmother and put it in his drawer. That was, apparently, the straw that broke the camels back.
Your Bitmoji Is Attacking Me
If you want to really get back at your ex, just change your Bitmoji to a more revealing outfit. That’s obviously the biggest indicator that you want to annoy your ex…
He’s Totally Sane
It’s never easy to see when your ex moves on… But most guys tend to just send a hate text message instead of just dealing with it internally.
Major Hurt Feelings
This ex didn’t take it very smoothly when his former flame deleted his number… Ouch.
Learn To Handle Rejection
This had to be censored quite a bit, but you get the image: Guy doesn’t handle breakup from a girlfriend, insults her a lot. Pretty casual behavior.
Take The Hint
If she has you blocked on Snapchat, maybe don’t text her. Just a tip!
Plot Twist: This Is Her Ex
For some background: She has a protection order against her ex-boyfriend so he’s not allowed to contact her. Instead, he makes these accounts to try and talk to her…
Scum Of The Earth
That’s a pretty psychotic move right there, so fun!
Smooth Move
This breakup seems like more of a blessing than anything… Anyone who casually references Batman like that should be banned.
Not The Best Timing
A marriage proposal over text is way worse than a break up over text… Easily.
A Solid Burn
Obviously, this person was not very attached to their partner… They decided to avoid letting them down easy and went in for a harsh burn.
Autocorrect Can Be Cruel
Hopefully, Jenna was just putting up a front… Or, she may just use this accidental autocorrection to get some space from her partner.
Big Struggles
Maybe, people should stop texting back knee-jerk reactions when these things could have been accidents…
One Less Girlfriend
Good job, Andy, now you only have one girlfriend!
Getting All of My Ducks In a Row
Well, at least he was trying to break up with his mistress, right? Either way, checking the name of who you’re texting can pay off.
Text Better
Honestly, this would probably be extremely infuriating. And if you were in an early stage of the relationship… Why not just… Break it off.
At Least They’re On A Cruise
If you get a breakup text while you’re on a cruise, that’s just more opportunity for a rebound!
Oh, My Bad
This is basically just saying, “It’s not me, it’s you.” Get cultured, loser!
Get The Hint
Sometimes, the best way to break up with someone is to just be upfront… Plus, if they don’t understand the obscure pop culture references, then they definitely aren’t the one for you.
Stupid John
Just look at the name you’re texting! Don’t be stupid!
Probably A Joke?
It is a bit weird that this person’s name is ’11:11 :D’ but, whatever. Still a bit of a bummer!
Caught!
If you’re gonna cheat, just watch your back!
Reverse Psychology!
This is a pretty stressful joke… I wonder how they turned out?
You Asked!
This could be a cruel joke, or it could be a cruel breakup message.
James, Jared, It Get’s Confusing
How could this girl say, “Please forgive me!” like that? Girl, you’re busted, see ya!
Good Job, Dude
At least Jenna got the heads up… Hopefully, it won’t hurt as badly.
Okay, True
That’s one way to really bite yourself in the butt… He’s not wrong…
Oh, Okay
First of all, their typing is horrendous. Secondly, this is a dumb way to break up with someone… Just do it.
When You Have To Work On Yourself
Honestly, this is a pretty fair breakup. Peeing the bed and only listening to blink-182 is a deal-breaker.
Breakup via Emoji’s
There is absolutely no respect in this little pictogram… At least she got the hint?
Relax, Johnny
Well, someone thinks they’re funny. Johnny, I think it’s time to organize your priorities.
The Appropriate Response
If someone breaks up with you and says that they still want to be friends, this should be your response.
Okay, Extreme
This is probably a joke or an exaggeration, but if it’s real… That is not good.
But, the Xbox…
Most guys would really let their girlfriend go than their Xbox…
Nope, Sorry
When in doubt, just copy and paste the actual message from Google. Then, you won’t have to worry about typos!
Eh, That Was Still Harsh
This isn’t a good way to break up with someone. It’s also not a good joke, like, in general.
Funny AutoCorrect
Let’s be honest, that was pretty funny… I doubt that Isaiah felt like it was funny in the moment, but hopefully, he realized that it was later on.
A Breakup and a Joke
Sara, if you have to ask, the answer is probably yes. What a cruel way to break up with someone…
Are You Sure About That?
This is a funny one because it’s an obviously fake breakup text that someone tried to make for clout. Did they not think that no one would notice the format of the messages?
What Exactly Are You Getting At?
It was weird in the beginning, kind of got to the point in the middle, and then completely lost everyone at the end.
Maybe Double Check…
When reaching out to someone, maybe double-check to make sure that the breakup happened… Before… Spoiling it.
Probably, Yeah
Maybe try changing your hair, that could possibly make him stray from his religion.
Taking It a Little Hard
Honestly, the fact that this person resorted to a poem to show how unhurt they were with this breakup kind of shows how hurt they were from this breakup.
Another Batman Quote
What’s up with these guys using Batman to break up with people… It’s not clever nor funny.
She Says No
Sorry, the breakup has to be mutual. “Nah,” is the best response.
I Promise It’s Not Sam
Plot twist: It’s probably Sam.
Wrong Number!
How does someone get their partners phone number wrong? What is this?
Not Good Enough
This is an absolutely fine reason to break up with someone.
I Will Do No Such Thing
Just let me break up with you using Adele lyrics… Please!
Come On, Glen
You jumped to conclusions a bit too soon… Yeah, now it’s awkward.
In Other Words: Psych!
Honestly, it seemed like the person on the receiving end didn’t even believe it due to the emoji’s… Although can you imagine breaking up with someone and they only respond with an emoji? That’s almost worse…
Oh, Ouch
This is just… Mean. Poor Becki, she thought she was getting a cute poem.
Another Great Response To A Breakup Text
This person obviously doesn’t care that they’re getting broken up with, sorry!
Such A Good Song
Close one, Clark, close one. Phew indeed!
There Are A Lot of Reasons, Ron
The math isn’t why, but that’s definitely a part of it… Same with your grammar.
Gotta Go!
You can’t make me feel pain if I don’t want to, G2G!