If you’re looking to get creative with windshield notes, this is the gallery for you. From parking shamers to parking authority beggars, these are the most hilarious notes that people have found.
Humanity Frowns Upon You
I mean, wow, a note from all of humanity? Must have been a pretty rough job.
At Least You Got Free Bread?
This is a bizarre way to get someone to stop parking in their space… Would that even work?
Just So You Know
Let’s be real, though, if someone doesn’t know that parking in front of a driveway is illegal, they have something else coming for them! At least the driveway owner left them a note instead of towing…
Reserved Spots Aren’t Suggestions
Some people really do have patience… This guy would have been towed immediately if it was anyone else! The Vaseline idea is a nice touch.
Honestly, I Respect This
This vulnerable take on avoiding a parking ticket is as inspiring as it is hilarious.
The One Time A Note Works
The parking officer actually let this person slide… Is this an episode of The Twilight Zone?
They Did You A Favor
Cleaning peanut butter off of your windshield is probably way harder than finding a better parking spot…
Don’t Be a Pig!
Being considerate is lost on a lot of people, and this pig is here to remind you that other people do exist!
Ouch
It’s not terribly hard to park within the lines but… Practice makes perfect!
Begging the Parking Authority
I mean, it’s true. They should probably stop giving this poor person their tickets, the mail can only move so fast!
What An Honor
The neighbors put up with this for a month and decided that enough was enough!
These People Are The Worst
Your laziness is disrupting everyone else’s peace… Just fix your car!
A Bit Passive Aggressive
Most people notice other people parking in between two spaces and leave it alone, but this guy decided to go overboard…
Just For You
Honestly, keeping chalk handy just to shame bad parkers/drivers is pretty hilarious.
My Business Card
This person is in the business of shaming bad parkers… It’s a living!
Common Sense
This is definitely common sense, but unfortunately, some people seem to lack it.
Don’t Kick Them While They’re Down
If I was the person who saw them hit the car, I would have taken their license plate number and left a note next to this bogus one. Someone’s gotta do it!
Big Dislike
You have to have been parked extremely bad to get this note on your car…
Straight Disrespect
What happened was this BMW owner took up two spots, and one of them was a handicapped spot. How does someone even do that and just leave their car there?
A New Dog!
Okay, someone definitely just has a bunch of these printed in their car waiting to leave it on people’s windshields… At least it’s creative!
Come On, Jack
Jack, why didn’t you just write down your details? That would have been way more respectable!
Thanks, Parking Officer
The moral of the story is that parking officers never care about what you’re going through… Can’t move your car? Well, here’s a ticket!
Too Far?
This is a bit harsh… Maybe relax with the parking shaming.
This is Relatable
Tony somehow turned this around in a wild way. Only someone named Tony would hit your car and then demand money for it!
Grumpy Cat Frowns At Everyone, But Especially You
This is a pretty substantial warning… This person better think twice before parking in someones reserved spot!
This is a Good Drawing
This is a bizarre threat, but amusing nonetheless. Personally, I would not make the same mistake twice.
The Biggest Guilt Trip
Everyone should try and go about their lives trying to make Optimus Prime proud.
No, Thank You
Someone put a lot of time into this. Way too much time.
For Those Who Are Visual Learners
Oh, of course, now I get it!
Friendly Reminder
This is a pretty nice note with some solid life advice to boot!
That’s Not How It Works
It’s very common for people to dig their cars out of the snow and expect to have that same spot at the end of the day… It’s a pretty lame ideology that doesn’t make sense at all, but that doesn’t mean they won’t leave a nasty note.
Okay, Valid
This threat, albeit unrealistic, would definitely have me thinking twice about where I park my car.
We Need Less Bad Parkers In This World
The message is quick, to the point, and hopefully, effective.
This Is Insulting
… Insulting to Stevie Wonder, that is. This must have been a bad park job if they brought in Motown’s hero.
Adding Insult to Injury
This person could have just… Not left a note. Instead, they decided to insult the owner of the car.
What To Do When Someone Parks in a Crosswalk
If you park in a crosswalk, this is basically what you’re asking for.
Weird Stationery for a Hate Letter
This is really unthreatening stationery for someone who literally put a curse on someone else.
Don’t Waste Your Time
Any potential deviants probably won’t steal the baby wipes, honestly.
Since You’re Rich
Honestly, a scratch isn’t that big of a deal… Especially if you’re rich!
Your Car Isn’t That Nice
Some people just want to watch the world burn. Hopefully, this note hurt their feelings a little bit or something.
This Is… Kind of Nice
This note is a roller coaster, but at least it’s somewhat helpful.
Just Looking Out
This is pretty straightforward. You’re bad at parking, simple as that.
Fix Your Car Alarm
This person is making a lot of enemies on his block. Maybe fix your car?
It Could Happen!
Anything is possible, apparently. Yet another creative “you’re bad at parking” card... These are way better than the angry letters, honestly.
This Seemed… Pointless
This note took a weird turn… Is this person okay?
You’ve Done It!
It looks like this person also left their windows open… Yikes. This is actually embarrassing.
A Gift!
Well, at least they got a free car freshener out of this.
Call Me Maybe?
This note was definitely written in 2012. It’s definitely warranted: Stop blocking people’s driveways!
When You Have a Stark Bumper Sticker…
The person who posted this photo said that they have a Stark emblem bumper sticker, and they found this on their windshield. The Lannisters… They’re everywhere.
Okay…
Honestly, the police probably will not care about a small hit and run… Especially since this was just a bump while parking. Don’t waste the officers’ time!
Keeping An Eye Out
This is pretty… Neighborly, I suppose. Nature works in mysterious ways.
Packed Like Sardines
I guess this is how Brit’s write parking notes…
That Would Be Great
At least they were met with a very non-threatening cartoon note…
Here’s a Fun Diagram
AKA: Please stop screwing up the parking harmony, you’re ruining the vibe.
Stop Revving Your Engine
It makes sense… Revving your engine does not warm up your car faster and it makes your neighbors mad. Maybe don’t!
Oh, Harsh
The way that this person parked absolutely warranted this note… It honestly looks like they did it by accident… How does that even happen?
A Bit Heated
I’m not totally sure as to what the back story of this is, but it’s either totally warranted or totally overdramatic.
That’s Extremely Embarrassing
The fact that this person’s neighbors are all talking about their smelly car is embarrassing enough… The worst part is that this person probably knows it smells bad and hasn’t done anything. Stop being lazy!
Always Bringing In Politics
In someone’s world, a poor parking job correlates with political views. It’s an interesting insult, that’s for sure.
This Got Deep
Someone really typed up this entire paragraph, printed it out, and put it on someone’s car. That’s the biggest insult.