The Weirdest Things People Tried to Sell on eBay

eBay is basically Amazon's grandfather. It's a good spot to sell your items and find rare, vintage items that you might be looking for. You can virtually get anything that you're looking for. Except for haunted dolls. eBay doesn't let you sell anything with a soul attached to it (seriously). 

Bread Couture

I have to give it to them, this really looks like bread! I think the only thing that gives it away are the hinges... Other than that, yeah! It's probably worth the $100.00.

What Is This?

It's extremely unclear as to what this is... It's possibly a perfume? It honestly looks like a toilet cleaner, which is possibly what the point was... Either way, no sale. 

How Do We Know?

Through this logic, literally anyone can post a cigarette and post it on eBay claiming that it's from a famous person... Honestly, if someone really did buy it, they deserve to be duped. 

This Is Definitely Hexed

I have no clue if this is authentic or not, but if it is... That's horrifying. This witch absolutely put a hex on it and it's absolutely cursed. 

This Isn't Worth It

Whatever it is, I hate it. It's absolutely not worth more than 50 cents. The '60s were a weird time, let's just leave it there. 

Iconic

Sure, this is a funny post, but, $10,000? They're not even perfect spheres! Plus, wouldn't you want to forget about the biggest snowfall in NYC? That sounds terrible. 

This Is Worth Every Penny

 I'm not sure what anyone would use this for, but it should be a staple in everyone's closet. It looks warm. And it's fashionable. 

Is This the Invisible Man?

This is a really nice sweater, don't get me wrong. But... Why did they have to clone out the guy's face? WHAT DID HE DO? 

Super Rare Must-Have Gummy Worm

How do we know that it's infused with a gummy bear? There's no way to authenticate this...

Why Would Anyone Create This?

This lamp looks like it'll come alive and kill you in your sleep. I don't want to see what it looks like when it's turned on...

Over $100 for Costume Gloves

If this was five bucks, maybe. But over $100? That's a bit pricey for a costume... Let alone grinch hands!

Reborn… Monkey?

There is such a thing as reborn babies, but reborn monkies sound... Terrifying. 

Is This Really Mattel?

Barbie is looking kind of rough these days... But actually, what were they thinking with this doll?!

Do the Crow’s Come With It?

How will they know how to put the money in? Who is controlling the crows? So many questions...

Dual-Purpose Tooth Brush

If you ever wanted to eat your cereal and brush your teeth at the same time, this is the device for you! Honestly, this is a pretty extravagant design for a spoon/toothbrush invention. Whoever designed this probably has a ton of weird little inventions like this that never took off.

So You Can Ride Your Motorcycle In The rain!

Not only does this look absolutely insane, but it looks super dangerous, too. Can you imagine if the fabric got caught up in the wheel? I truly hope that no one has ever tried something like that... Just don't ride your bike in the rain! Take public transport! Or, stay home!

How Did He Even Get This?

Did this guy follow Childish Gambino around all night until he dropped something that this dude could sell on eBay? This is such a weird trend on eBay that totally violates the celebrity, especially if it's real!

Wonder Why This Isn’t Sold Anymore

I get that it's vintage, but $350 is a bit steep for something that's not even pleasing to the eye. It's honestly just super creepy. Nowadays, people use something that doesn't look like a finger and they get the same results! Did people really use this back in the day?

My Cat NEEDS This

Only $600 for my cat to look like she's partying all day long? Sold. 

Outrageous Is Right

$775? For nails, wood, and some leather? I get that it's hand made, but I could also hand make it for less than $10. 

Everyone Needs a Zebra TV

The fact that it's a whopping $10,000 makes this so laughable. That TV is probably worth $150. Granted, the zebra is very well made, but it's definitely not worth $9,850.

Don’t Be Fooled, This is a Bench

This horse has a very threatening aura. I'm not sure what purpose it would serve for anyone other than to scare people away from the property. 

That Looks Amazing

This is only $138? That's a literal steal. Who wouldn't want to be driving in such luxury?

These Don’t Seem Practical

These glasses seem like they'd mess with your line of vision, right? Is having the United States of America as sunglasses really necessary for your outfit? Probably not.  

This Looks like a Kids Toy

Can't you just look this up on the internet? There isn't any vintage value to this, so why would it be so expensive?

$60 Grand for an Instagram Page

Times have truly changed. For the price of a luxury car and a year of college tuition, you can own an Instagram page with 1 million followers!

To Make the Average Lazy Person Even Lazier

Gamer's must really struggle with this. It's hard to make the decision of playing a video game or smoking a cigarette, but now they don't have to make that choice!

Original Apple TV

Is this an original Steve Jobs creation? Kitschy TV's were actually pretty popular in the 60s and 70s. Someone should bring that back, those flat screens can get so boring to look at.

This Isn’t A Look

I sure hope that no one actually bought this. If anything, it makes the values of the beanie babies go down.

Steampunk Everything

Steampunk is a subculture that focuses on design and fashion with a historical, sci-fi twist. It can get a bit out of hand and some people even revolve their entire life around it... Hence the need for a steampunk keyboard.

This Is Troubling

This is even worse than having an actual hairless cat. This 'reborn' cat looks like it's possessed with the soul of an 18th-century child. It WILL kill you.

These Are Just Dirty Shoes

Unless these were Steve Jobs' actual shoes, they are not worth $20 grand. Actually, even if they were, they're still not worth that much. They don't even look cool! Who would buy this?!

Casual Trousers

These pants are pretty iconic. They would go great with that fluffy pink car interior... It's a vibe!

Need to Upgrade Your Toilet Seat?

This is a toilet seat for someone who has... A different type of taste for art. It's interesting, that's for sure!

Fashion is Subjective

These are actually kind of cool, but look at that price tag! I guess it could be a collector's item... But, still. 

It’s Definitely Unique

At first, I thought this was an elephant made out of keys from a keyboard. But, now that I see that it's a purse, I hate it even more. Who wants that?

... Poison?

Is that labeled correctly? Is that a poisonous ring? It's kind of cool, but I'm a bit concerned that it's going to kill me. 

The Worst Compact Ever

Were the people in the early 1920s okay? For real, this is kind of the worst thing on this list. You have to take off the head to use it! 

Need a Perfume Bottle? Look No Further!

Not to knock this guy's perfume bottle collection, but they look kind of gross. And a little weird. Like, would anyone really want a perfume bottle shaped like a car? 

Time To Flex

Just imagine flinging this thing out after an important dinner. Everyone at the table will be intimidated by your prowess. A golden toothpick isn't something to write off!

Sardines Are Perfect For Jewelry

For just $400, you can have a can of sardines hanging around your neck! There is absolutely no reason for this to be so expensive...

FIFA and Louis Vuitton

Louis Vuitton actually releases an entire pack of FIFA related items every four years. So, technically, this can have some value to someone who is into luxury items and soccer. Choices...

The Fake Food Industry Is Booming

This is actually a legitimate find. The replica food industry is worth about $90 million! Obviously, the customers are shop owners who pay a lot of money to have copies of their most popular dishes to be made. They look like the real thing!

Imagine Seeing This In Walmart

Not for sale but as something that a customer was riding around in. I can see it now... Maybe we should check out that People of Walmart website and see if it happened yet.

Is That Barbed Wire?

I'm sure resin is strong and the barbed wire won't poke through but... Still, that seems a bit dangerous, don't you think?

Not Worth It

This is something that anyone can make out of a bunch of old jeans... The only thing that's worth any sort of value is the name attached to it. Not worth it!

Something Tells Me This is Fake

Edward Wormley is a huge name for furniture design... He's basically the founding father of mid-century modern! Something tells me this couch was either totally fake or reupholstered... A tragedy.

A Couch That's Never Been Sat On

This looks like a couch that's in a billionaires third front entrance that no one has ever sat on. A shame, it looks quite comfy.

... What's Wrong With Them?

Why is he saying goodbye to them? Something tells me all of those pigs are possessed... Plus, $10,000 for a bunch of pigs that you can find after a day of thrifting is a bit ridiculous. Yikes!

Crocs Fraud!

This person is trying to pass off these weird plastic shoes as the coveted Crocs. Also, yeah, I see the dog. I'm not sure why it's in the listing, either.

$800 To Break Your Ankle

What a steal. Here I am breaking my ankle's on Forever 21 heels when I could be doing it in style

Gucci Has Everything

Why WOULDN'T they have an incense burner set? Honestly, those incense sticks are probably just spray painted the Gucci colors and are just regular old sticks.

Whose Dog Is That?

If this isn't customizable to have my dogs face on it, then I don't want it. I don't care that it's Vivienne Westwood! 

A Glass Cowboy Hat

Truthfully, this is art for the high-society cowboy. This would go great in his barn hanging among his prized horses.

This Is Just a Tray

Does anyone else realize that this is just a tray? It's Gucci, vintage, and rare, sure... But over 2 grand? For a tray? 

Tiny, Unusable Purses

Cool, let's just drop $200 on tiny little things that can easily get lost and are absolutely not usable. What world do we live in?

So... Regular Handcuffs

Gucci will really make anything and then profit for thousands. These handcuffs probably took about $30-ish to make. People are crazy!

Okay, This Could Be Smart

But what if someone finds it and throws it out? Then you're losing your precious jewels, money, and... Pills. The choice is yours!

Please Say This Isn't Real Candy

It says candy necklace, but it could be fake candy, right? Unless someone is really about to pay almost $3 grand for sugar.

An Inflatable What Who Now?

This is quite the listing... It has many purposes, apparently. 

$350 Crocs

Crocs used to be a meme... What happened to those days? Now we're embellishing them and selling them for hundreds of dollars!

Is This Art?

Art is subjective, yes, but this seems a bit... Weird. Floppy disks are super out of date and not aesthetically pleasing. Then, the idea of spilling coffee on one is stressful. I guess that makes it art?

Absolutely Not

Nothing says "America!" like a disembodied hand holding the flat. This could make a good Halloween decoration, maybe?

And The Purpose Is... What?

It's cool that it works, but why? What's it for? It's also kind of gross and old looking... Not sure what the catch is.

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