Have you ever seen such a ridiculous sign that you asked yourself, “Is this real life?” Here is a compilation of the strangest, most hilarious (and at times terrifying) signs people have spotted in out in the wild.
Ruining Your Childhood
This is what would have happened if Nemo didn’t escape the fish tank at Philip Sherman’s office. Fish are friends, not food!
You Just Got Owned
Nobody likes a litterbug, especially one whose mommy is still cleaning up their messes.
Finland Knows What’s Up
If you’re willing to brave Helsinki in below-freezing temperatures, you deserve this welcome banner.
In That Case, I’d Avoid the Burgers
Once you start working at Wendy’s, you never leave. Someone better call the FDA.
More Than a Cheat Meal
Alright, Happy Joe’s. First of all, no need to be rude, and secondly, what time do you open?
What A Deal!
Subway may have a history of extraordinarily questionable decisions, but they sure know how to advertise their unique selling points.
Getting Philosophical
This place is really asking the tough questions.
Words of Wisdom
Everyone could benefit from reading this sign, especially given the current state of affairs.
Keeping up with the Trends
It’s that time of year again. Starbucks, meet your new competition: TireDiscounters.
America’s Most Wanted
Beware of Timmy, the most dangerous penguin on this side of the aquarium.
One Right Answer
Speaking the facts. Don’t like bacon? Take your unclogged arteries and get out of here.
Not Worth the Risk
Better give Woody’s Pizza a shot before you meet the same fate…
Amazing Life Hack
Who knew? If you’re hungry, you might want to try eating a burger to curb that insatiable appetite.
Shots Fired
Oof, Burger King is really coming for the Gold Arches. Better hold onto your wig, Ronald McDonald, before the King decides he no longer needs a court jester.
Keep Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’
In certain states, this is no longer the case, but the point still stands.
.007 Got a New Job
The name is Doherty. Sean Doherty. Martini, shaken, not stirred.
Oh Cell No
This highway’s got jokes! But seriously, don’t text and drive.
Not Buying It
Not to be skeptical, but this sounds just like something a haunted house would say.
Cordial Reminder
Do us all a favor and make sure you’re keeping your eye on the prize.
No Funny Business
Have you ever manufactured clown shoes? It’s no small feat.
2 For 1
This deal might make you lose your appetite.
Can’t Say They Didn’t Warn You
Well, this sign gets straight to the point. Simple yet effective.
Interesting Pitch
This is certainly some brass-tracks advertising, but hey, points for originality.
The Mountains Are Calling
The mountains are calling and you must go… into another lane. Drive faster, slowpoke.
Quizzo on the Road
Australia implemented this fun “Fatigue Zone” trivia game for drivers on long rides who might be struggling to stay alert. Very cool.
Boston Has a Sense of Humor
Now all they need is a sign saying, “Pahk yah cah in Hahvahd yahd.”
Well, That’s Terrifying
Not sure what’s happening here, but it seems like perhaps you should avoid following this forest trail at all costs… you never know what you might encounter.
Drunken People Crossing
If only there was one of these signs on every college campus…
Every Uniform Counts
If Batman ever feels like taking a break from saving Gotham, he could get a $1 discount at Skippy’s SnoBalls!
Honesty is the Best Policy
You know the old saying, “Fast Like Ferrary But Sometime Slow Like Ferry,” right? It’s a classic.
Dad-isms
Dads around the world are snickering at this silly sign. Rein it in, Keith.
Right in the Feels
Support your community by purchasing as often as you can from the local mom-and-pop shop! Like the sign says: you’re helping out the little man.
Stop Sign for Dummies
This sign isn’t insulting your intelligence. “Dur” means “stop” in Turkish.
Handy Tips
Every hiking trail should have signs like this. If attacked, fight back!
We All Scream for Ice Cream
Well, that’s a new and innovative way to get yourself grounded.
It Doesn’t Get Blunter Than This
This warning was communicated… rather effectively. Watch out for speeding cars, folks.
No Thanks
You might want to pass on visiting this McDonald’s for your late-night drive-thru cravings.
Called Out
Wow, that sign is pretty aggressive, but also very creative. Great job.
Poor Sign
This sad billboard has no purpose in life after the building behind it was erected.
Jazz Hands
If you’re going to slip and fall, you might as well do it in style.
Hard to Stomach
You might not be very easy to digest, and that’s not fair to a poor mountain lion!
At Least They Warned You
Unless you have a hankering for a kid sandwich, make sure you keep them under control.
In Case You Needed Directions
For those of us who are just so hungry that they eat the box, too, Pie Five Pizza’s got you covered.
Hotter Than H***
Global warming really isn’t joking around…
We’re Gonna Rock Down To
And then we’ll take it higher!
How Big Would Your Plate Be?
Technically, this could vary greatly from customer to customer…
Queuing for the Bla-Throom
Yeah, yeah, girls like to chat in the bathroom. We get it. Being friendly isn’t a crime!
Enter at Your Own Risk
What a vicious little guy. Better watch out for all 5 pounds of unbridled fury.
!@#$%^&*
Everyone can gather at the Swearhouse to blow off a little steam.
Interesting Premise
If the sign underneath is any indication, you might not want to visit this particular animal hospital.
A Bargain You Can’t Ignore
If you have $6 and empty nest syndrome, A&W has you covered.
Leaning Into Old Age
Once you’ve lived a certain number of years, you’re allowed to claim an entire table as your own.
Is This A Poem?
Some real Emily Dickinson energy happening here.
Keep Refrigerated
Protesting for a worthy cause. You tell ’em!
Watch Out
Forget the dog. If there are this many weapons on one sign, avoid the property altogether.
Enter At Your Own Risk
They warned you… only a certain type of person makes a stop at this place.
Keep It To Yourself
This is a little bit too much information.
Are You Sure?
This seems a little bit of an extreme way to express your views…
A Little Hostile
If you’re a delivery courier, you have full permission to knock on this rude customer’s house just to make him mad.
Irish Pub
That’s one way to keep sensitive people away from your business.
One Rule
These restrooms don’t discriminate. Just make sure you wash your hands on the way out.
Unique Selling Point
Nothing wrong with being blunt like this, especially in the dead of summer.
Heed the Warning
Careful, you don’t want to feed the cats and be… trespassed?
Gee, Thanks!
Never would have guessed if it weren’t for this very helpful sign.
X-Men Only
This restroom is wheelchair accessible, but only if you’re Professor X.
The Future Has Arrived
Isn’t a boat with wheels just a bus?
Neighborhood Brawl
Gather round, everyone! It’s time to fight kids with diabetes at the Christmas Bazaar!