These Amputees Have The Funniest and Darkest Sense of Humor

Talk about making the best out of a bad situation! The brave amputees in this gallery have put laughter over their trauma for these hilarious photos. That includes, funny halloween costumes, shirts, and even tattoos!

False Advertising

Maybe apply more? Garnier will be hearing about their false advertising.

It’s Got My Leg!

She saw an opportunity, and she took it. Imagine what the people walking by thought when she took this…

Not Sure What’s More Impressive…

First of all, this is one of the craziest snow sculptures on the planet. Second of all, it kind of seems like this guy just crafted this gigantic snow shark just for the photo… Which is amazing.

Don’t Get It Twisted

If you couldn’t tell, the arm is fake. At least she’s honest!

A Shirt Just for Amputees

Obviously, this shirt was more-so meant for dino-lovers, but arm amputee’s can have some fun with it, too!

This Little Piggy…

I mean, what else are you supposed to do when you lose your big toe?

Top-Tier Halloween Costume

Only having one leg is a perfect set up for a quick and easy A Christmas Story Halloween costume. A++.

Let’s Scare the Kids!

On first glance, this is pretty horrifying… Which is exactly what he wanted. The kids seem to be only slightly concerned.

No Table? No Problem

This guy used his leg so he didn’t have to hold his soda. Easy peasy, just reverse the fake leg and bam, a table!

Lego Leg

This would be the coolest fake leg. Lego’s should really hop on this idea and make a sturdy, durable fake leg…

New Tat

Sometimes, you just have to poke some fun at yourself.

Little Accident

We’re not sure what happened here, but it seems like this guy wasn’t missing his finger at birth…

Look Harder…

This amputee had a pretty smart idea… Plus, he used that upper body strength! Pretty impressive.

Easy Costume

Missing an arm? Attach a weapon to it. Bam, now you’ve got the best Halloween costume at the party.

Dark Sense of Humor

This is basically just saying that this guy survived some odds… And got a tattoo to prove it.

Perfect Opportunity for a Peg Leg

That peg leg might just be better than an actual fake leg!

Got All That Skin Off

Finally, he got all of that pesky skin off of his legs! Now he’s halfway there to being the coolest skeleton on the block.

Thank Goodness for Guidelines

You can’t take my knee, I won’t let you!

McDonald’s… Why…

How is he supposed to eat it? What’s he going to do? Starve?

Oh, Mark…

Mark is going to scare someone to death one day if he keeps this up…

Dolphin Pal

Now he’s got a little dolphin friend to add to his collection of tattoos!

Well, It Kinda Looked Like a Shark Already!

This is a little more intimidating than the dolphin, but still a pretty neat idea.

Gifts Not To Get

Gloves aren’t fun for a guy who only has one hand, and a bra isn’t fun for a woman who lost her breasts. Think wisely!

Gruesome Costume

His face doesn’t really sell the point of the costume, but nonetheless, there’s some commitment!

Just a Big Finger

This is what happens when you lose your hand but miss your fingers… Just get one big finger!

It’s Stewie

This guy is obviously pretty cool… The handle on his electric wheelchair is a skull. Like, how much cooler can you get?

Get It?

“No room for hate,” because they don’t have fingers to write “hate” on… Get it? Get it?

Good Uck!

Doesn’t seem like there was much luck this day!

More Peg Legs

I can already tell the conversations that went down in the bars. “How did you pull off that peg leg?” “Well, I don’t have a leg!”

Gingerbread Man Tragedy

I can just tell how proud the person is underneath the costume… Beaming.

Taking the Cake

He looks very proud of himself, as he should be.

Personality – 10/10

This would be the perfect opening photo on a dating app. Maybe the opening line could be, “I only have half of my legs but I can give you all of my heart.”

Two Legs? Gross

I wouldn’t mess with him, either. He looks like he carved that cane himself… King.

The Best Cosplay

Adventure Time is the best show ever, and this cosplay is the best show ever. She really nailed it!

I’ll Raise You Your Buzz Lightyear….

This is the ultimate Buzz Lightyear costume/cosplay. Nothing else will top it.

Snow Angel Vibes

Who says you need arms and legs to make a good snow angel? Not this guy!

They Lied To Me

I thought starfish could grow their limbs back? Why can’t humans?

In Other Words: Stop Asking

It’s always rude to ask an amputee how they lost their limbs!!! Unless you really are trying to cough up some dough.

She Earned that Degree

Pretty expensive just for a college degree, but hey, guess it was worth it!

To Answer Your Questions:

This tells everyone what they want to know. Also, how unlucky is this guy?

No Purse, No Problem

If you have a fake leg, you won’t need a bag to carry things in!

They Got Me!

Her daughters seem to have just as a good personality as she does!

Easy Stand

Having a fake leg can really come in handy sometimes, even out on the range!

Zombie Life

Being an amputee also makes you the perfect candidate for being a zombie.

Dude, Where’s My Car? Leg Edition

Who doesn’t love a person with a good sense of humor AND taste in movies?

A Key Opportunity…

A new take on the leg lamp: mini edition!

Shark Attack

That gave her a good excuse to buy a shark costume. Also, this is probably… the best couples costume ever.

Moms Love Him

Of course she ends her little laugh-attack with a kissy face. Oh, Moms.

Not Holding My Beer

Crowded bar? No problem, he’s always got a spot for his beer.

Scary Sense of Humor

Amputee’s will always be able to scare people. Always.

Don’t Break!

Seems like it didn’t really work…

Easy Livin’

When you don’t feel like holding your drink, have your wife do it for you… With your arm.

Stump Jokes

She knows exactly what she’s doing… Amputee humor at its finest.

Graphic Designer

When you’re an amputee and also a graphic designer… He knew exactly what to do.

Lara Croft

She wanted to dress up as Lara Croft for Halloween so she improvised the storyline a little…

Sir Nubly

People dressing up their amputee nubs is top-tier humor.

Good Attitude

That’s a pretty brilliant tattoo idea…

Table Broke? No Problem

This man made a floor lamp for one of his grandkids. This prosthetic doesn’t work anymore for him but it still makes a pretty great table!!

One Last Joke

This is a bit different since this guy isn’t an amputee… Yet. He’s taking his foot on some last journeys before it has to get cut off. At least he has a sense of humor about it!

Don’t Forget My Other Foot!

This Instagrammer thought that it would be a funny bit to have the nail artist polish the fake foot as well.

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