Maybe you just got out of a bad marriage. Maybe you caught that person cheating. Maybe you want to get back to that person in a way that they would never forget. Follow these guidelines if you want to make a lasting impact, just don't say we told you to do it...
Pick-ed a Winner
This message resounds loud and clear. If you're going to own an expensive car and act like a jerk, you might want to hide that car from the person that you betrayed. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Going All Out
Steve, you should have done the right thing. If you don't want to be with someone, especially someone this intelligent and ruthless, you should have just been honest from the get-go. Now you have to call your bank to try to get this figured out.