Some people aren’t prepared to have this much fun in the sun.
Free Horse Rides
Some people just want to be included. How could we blame them? When you don’t have your own horse, sometimes you have to make one.
Telling It Like It Is
This is one way to keep people from smoking on the beach for sure. There’s nothing locals hate more than vacationers who don’t clean up after themselves, especially with these serious repercussions.
Taking a Quick Nap
We all appreciate a little shut-eye from time to time, and the beach seems like the perfect spot. It’s warm, calming, and will absolutely destroy your skin so badly you’ll have to take an ice bath to stop feeling like you were attacked by fire ants. This guy is gonna have a weird, hole shaped, burn line, and he will never do this again.
Couch on the Beach
This is taking comfort to the next level. The sheer amount of effort it must have taken to get this couch on the beach borderline outweighs the outcome. It looks like the tide is coming in too, hopefully, they thought of that before they committed to bringing the family couch to the beach for the day.
Anti-Cool-Guy Zone
First, they ban sunglasses at night, next they’re going to ban leather jackets and motorcycles. It’s a hard world for the cool people out there, but don’t worry, there are plenty of other beaches with better rules than this one.
Hello Over There
For those with untrained eyes, there is a dude on an inflatable inner-tube photo-bombing our group here from the ocean. This is genuinely one of the sickest burns in history, and I hope this guy got some recognition for his efforts.
Love Away from Home
They might both be on house arrest, but at least they are on house arrest together. Good thing they’re enjoying their leisurely stroll while their parole officer dispatches some authorities to bring them back to their place of residence.
Surfin’ Safari
This is quite possibly the most people to ever fit on a surfboard, this is also probably the largest surfboard ever made. Those guys falling off the side just ruined the Guinness Book of World Records entry for everyone here.
Spongebob… Where Am I?
Now, this is a sight to behold. Someone starfishing, while completely covered in starfish. We do have to roast you a little bit though because you’re wearing shoes on the beach and that’s a huge no-no.
Minor Wardrobe Malfunction
Seagulls are dumb, like really dumb. When they’re not stealing hot dogs and eating rocks off the beach, they’re usually wreaking havoc on unsuspecting innocents. This gull will probably realize that this cap isn’t food before you could say “Hey that’s my favorite hat!!”
Why Are You Doing This, Sir?
They do say if you don’t want to get sunburnt, cover yourself up as best you can. Full coverage is a little questionable though, not to mention creepy.
Showing Off
Mother nature likes to fight back, especially to those who choose to wear shoes on the beach. Let’s hope that this person’s camera bag didn’t get too wet in the wake.
1… 2… 3… Panic
This seems highly unlikely, but if my family and I get stuck in a tidal wave, there is a 0% chance that I’m going to even consider waiting in line to pay for my reservation bill.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
This is super cute, not so much of a fail though. It’s more fun to do this than holding your baby up to the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and much more cost effective too.
Going, Going, Gone.
Despite the intense farmer’s tan, this dad knows what’s up. His first reaction to seeing his daughter fall wasn’t to immediately run and pick her up, he started laughing, as depicted in the third photo.
Just Throw That One Away
That mom better have been a former softball star because that baby is going down unless she hits the deck. The other one is okay though, he’ll land on his feet.
Starting Them Young
Now, this right here is comedy. Babies acting like adults is hilarious because they don’t have to pay taxes or rent, like a bunch of freeloaders. Get a job, you babies!
My Eyes Are Up Here
Pardon me, sir, I am enjoying this beautiful day in the sand and you are blocking my sunlight. If you would kindly move to the side, that would be much appreciated. No pictures, please.
Work Needs to Be Done
It is unfortunate, but some of us have jobs that keep us chained to our laptops at all times. We feel your pain mister loafers and socks on the beach, although we would prefer you chose your outfit a bit more carefully, we can empathize.
MOVE NOW
This has bad news written all over it. Clearly, these folks are not regular beachgoers, judging by the fair skin, jeans and tennis shoes, and crocks. Chances are, their dog isn’t a regular beachgoer either, and he probably thinks this is one giant litter box.
The Ocean is Right There…
Although this is kind of like a private ocean, we have a ton of questions. Like, how did they even get the water into the pool?
Construction Worker Memes
Rome wasn’t built in a day, everybody. Be nice to our friend here, he clearly works a labor job. Plus, those shorts are really cool too.
The Nun Plunge
Sister Catherine is back at it again, absolutely crushing this knee high swell. The rest of the ladies at the convent are never going to believe this one.
That’s a Mood
Technology gets the best of us sometimes. We all need a break, but BREAKING your laptop is not usually advised. To each their own though.
This is No Laughing Matter
Someone help this guy!! We have no clue how this happened, but we do know that instead of taking a picture, you could have called an ambulance.
Who Goes There
This is absolutely terrifying, and this dude might be the reason that dogs are banned from going on beaches all over America. Great job dude, you ruined it for everyone.
Waiting for Mom
Tourists are weird folks, especially these uninformed and doo-ragged kids. They are obviously out of place on this beach, which would make sense that they do not know about the conventions of a changing tent.
Being Terrorized By Gulls
Seagulls rarely attack unprovoked. This Chris Brown lookalike (he might actually be Chris Brown, it’s hard to tell) probably had it coming.
The Monster of the Lagoon
Have you ever stepped on a bunch of seaweed at the beach and freaked out a little bit? Imagine that but it’s your dad covering you in it.
Why Would You Even Show Up?
These ladies are either in the coolest punk band in the west, or they’re drastically underprepared for a fun day at the shore. What’s the point of fun in the sun if there’s no “in the sun.”
Seizing the Opportunity
They say, if you shoot for the moon, you’ll end up in the stars. What happens when you’re already a star and you’re just shooting your shot for fun? This is what that looks like.
The Goose is Loose
The modern love story, a man and his goose. Both of them desperately need to bathe.
Spa Day
You’ve heard of the benefits of putting cucumbers on your face, now try deli pickles!
Dressed for the Wrong Occasion
The hardest part of this person’s day is going to be getting those leather knee-highs off their terrifyingly sweaty legs.
Lather, Repeat
This man is a visionary, and you are witnessing the future.
That’s a Little Irresponsible
Moms, pay better attention to your kids. Although, when I was a kid we did this for fun, so who knows maybe this is a good thing.
Stuck in the Muck
Unless this is one of those convertible RV/houseboat contraptions, this is quite possibly the worst thing to happen on American soil in modern times.
Party Foul
Spring break never has to end, however, it is very important to choose non-drink spilling friends to join you. Party on!
Getting That Basecoat Started
It is very important to build your tan consecutively, especially if you like to wear tank tops frequently. Start from the ground up, or you’ll end up looking like this guy. Also, always apply sunscreen.
Not the Best Idea
Hey buddy, you might want to check with the lifeguards before using this non-sanctioned flotation device.
Bananas for Everyone
This lady is not following the golden rule, never eat a banana in front of a monkey, because more monkeys will come.
Farmers Never Take Breaks
When it’s harvest season, sometimes it’s hard to get away. Also, think about how awesome of a sand castle this person could build by trucking tons of sand to their spot on the beach.
This Isn’t Going to Be Easy
Never ever drive on the beach when the tide is coming in, don’t be like this guy. Good luck finding a tow-truck that can go underwater.
Two for One
Car keys in one hand, a balled up fist aimed at your friend for destroying your truck in the other, this is a 10/10 beachgoer fail.
Disregard Your Surroundings
Following rules is a virtue. Let’s hope that the toxic sludge that’s being pumped through this line isn’t too toxic.
What the Heck is Going On
We all love a beach celebration, but this one seems a bit too abstract for the average person. Reserve these antics for Burning Man guys, there are kids on this beach.
Stuck The Landing
First things first, check how deep the water is the next time you do a belly flop off of a dock. Second, if this isn’t this guy’s Facebook profile picture now, he is missing a massive opportunity for internet fame.
Accidents Happen
Everyone has a good time until the unsuspected wave hits. Good thing this moment was caught on film, this is a Summer moment to never forget!
Mud Man
When you don’t have sunblock, sometimes you have to improvise. This guy is using SPF 100% dirt.
Nope Nope Nope Nope Nope
If this is happening on a beach you’re at, this is The Purge, and you need to run as fast as you can.
Anything Can Be a Boat
Ladies, we are doing our best to understand what you’re doing, but we are not technologically advanced enough to figure it out.
Dune Buggy From Hell
This is the most dangerous machine ever made. It makes for great photos though, don’t fall in!
On Your Mark… Get Set… Balloons?
This looks like a fun and inventive way to get hurt. Don’t worry, there was an ambulance waiting nearby.
Sailing on Land
When you’re stuck in mud up to the knees and you’re ruining your favorite dress, we bet you wish you had one of these bad boys.
Run Those Piggies
My money is on the one that looks like a Dalmatian, the other ones don’t even look old enough to run.
Domo-Arigato Mr. Beach Roboto
We have no clue why this happened, but the 50s were a weird time period. These ladies are loving it though! Maybe its Halloween in Malibu.
The Chicken of the Sea
Check this cool guy out! He’s having a good time on the beach, rolling in the waves with his best chicken buddy. Moments like these warm the heart.
No Horses Allowed
If you do the crime, you gotta do the time. The crime, in this case, is impersonating a horse which is punishable by life in jail.
Wait… Horses ARE Allowed?
These horse impersonators are doing a bang up job, maybe if the last dude had a better costume like these people, he wouldn’t be serving time in jail.
A Small Dude
Forget just the umbrella, let him have the whole beach. Give him your chairs, towels, and all the money in your wallet. He deserves it.
Santa… Is That You?
Even the world’s busiest man needs a little vacation time. You know what they say, all work and no play makes for a dull Christmas.
If We Move Slowly, She Can’t See Us
These two international spies are just hanging out with their cool grandma. We love you too grandma, keep rocking.
Keeping it Goth
Goth is not a choice, it’s a lifestyle. You must commit to the goth lifestyle to truly be goth, like this sweaty Hot Topic shopper.
Plane-Wrecked
We all love a good news story, this guy in the red shorts is getting the inside scoop on the season finale of Lost.
It’s a “Bro” Not a Bra
There better be some money involved in this public humiliation of this hairy fellow. It’s not his fault he was born that way.
Love Has No Guidelines
This, my friends, is what getting completely owned looks like. We love these guys, emphasis on L-O-V-E.
The Beach is a Mindset
Esteemed guests, this is what we like to call, a VERY BAD IDEA. Ladies, please get off of the driving surface for your own safety.
First One to Touch the Ship Wins
Submarines are even larger than one would think. That being said, why is this guy here? Is it even safe to swim around here?
Smiling in the Face of Danger
We all love to relax, but some people take it a step too far. Anyone who’s this comfortable in front of a raging inferno must have had a hand in causing it…
A Lazy Day at the Office
When mom says “stop playing video games and go outside,” this is not what she meant.