We promise that none of these were mistakes, it takes a special kind of person to willingly look this wild.
Excuse Me?
There is a lot to unpack here. Or should I say, untuck? Whatever, this looks like it was written by someone who has never used autocorrect before and suddenly it took over their life. This was also probably sponsored by Heinekin.
I Wish They Were My Grandparents
Aww, how cute. Grandma and Grandpa over here are definitely no strangers to expressing their love for one another uniquely. Ultimate life goals right there.
Me Too Kid
They say kids are too picky nowadays, we say no! This kid is leading a revolution for his peers to look for happiness in the simple things in life. This little dude is definitely going to be a chef someday.
Hello-ooooh… Oh, No…
To be honest with you, the only wardrobe malfunction going on here are the tribal tattoos and the hat slanted at a 45-degree angle. This is probably a joke to this guy, but hopefully, Chad here is getting in touch with his feminine side.
He Does Have a Point…
We’re going to take a wild guess here and say that this dude definitely does not live in Canada, for starters. We have to hand it to him though, he is looking pretty good for 40.
This Might Scar Him for Life
This poor kid is never going to live this down, becoming a meme is eternal. Hopefully, he’s one of those people that can take things on the chin and move on with his life, because this is going to be a hard one to move past.
Someone Has to Go Home and Change
Chad and Brad show up to the same wine mixer wearing all Gap and Warby Parker, eventually, they’ll overlap outfits. One of them is going to have to take the golf cart back to the lake house and put on a different pair of Dockers.
You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
Please, for the sake of all of us, let’s just collectively excuse our embarrassing dads. Hopefully, this person wore this shirt to some important family function or a photoshoot.
Our Biggest Fear
The irony is a virtue, but this dude doesn’t seem like the type to admire irony outside of whatever he prefers. At the end of the night, when he slithers down into his parent’s basement, he is going to post online about how nobody talked to him even though he was wearing his favorite shirt.
Good Advice for Kids
Can you see the person sitting behind him is also wearing this shirt? Maybe this is some joke family reunion uniform, which would be ideal. This is probably just another unfortunate typographical error.
Run as Fast as You Can
Between the landing strip goatee, the ponytail, and the speed shades that completely block out his eyes, this guy oozes “I love fedoras” energy. Her shirt says “I love my boyfriend” but her eyes scream “help me.”
Go Back Home Buddy
Right after this photo was taken, the cameraman stepped over and beat this guy up. This dude then called his mom to pick him up, and then she beat him up too.
Elf on the Chest
Bad shirt, bad sweater bad idea, phenomenal execution. Someone needs to pat this man on the back, or chest rather. Seriously, you should tighten that sweater up a little bit more dude.
Have We Seen This Before?
Maybe this is a trend on bodybuilding forums, who knows, but it seems like a ton of beefy dudes like this Hello Kitty stuff. The real challenge here is to see if one of these guys will go out in public with their Hello Kitty shirts to display their affinity for Japanese icons.
To Each Their Own
This lady is an absolute boss. Walking around the New York (yes this has to be New York, there’s too much trash on the sidewalk for it to be anywhere else) streets in pajama pants and a t-shirt, when all modern fashion trends tell you not to. Keep living your life grandma.
Mom? Is That You?
Props to this kid for wearing his best cow shirt when he was visiting a dairy farm, very cool moooove. That cow is trying to telepathically communicate with his shirt, begging the cow on the other end to open the gates and let them roam free.
Emotionally Destroying the Competition
Good for you buddy, this shirt is so cool. This guy must be a gym teacher or something, the natural competitive spirit and motivational energy is too strong here for him to be an accountant.
Very Bad Choice
Maybe this guy didn’t know that he was going to be meeting a suckling pig today, maybe this is a pork lovers convention and meeting the pigs was a huge selling point, either way, this is pretty insensitive and he should change.
Don’t We All?
We hope he’s talking about a garbage dump, we sincerely hope. Everyone should love a good dump because they keep us from living in our own trash.
This Lady Knows What’s Up
To everyone else who has a cool grandma, we love you. We love your grandma too. Anyone who can look like the coolest person on earth in front of the produce aisle is much too powerful for modern society.
Grandma’s Drunk Again
This outfit screams 2019 style. With the washed, straight cut jeans, open-toed “dad shoes”, and the ironic t-shirt, this could very well be a hipster runway somewhere.
We Love To Dance
Something tells me that this guy was around the club scene in the 1980s in New York. Do not mess with this dude, he is a club veteran, and everyone around him are haters.
Honesty is the Best Policy
This guy knows what he’s about, and judging by the sweater tied around his waist, he’s easily a father of four. He doesn’t have time to wear anything serious anymore.
The Translation Might Be Off
C’mon guys, is it that hard to spellcheck? Unless this is the name of a speak-easy in some hipster neighborhood in Brooklyn, there is no excuse for making this dude look like such a dunce.
This is Good to Know
This is the old-people version of getting your mom’s phone number tattooed on you so if you get in an accident (or get so drunk you can’t remember who your mom is) someone knows who to call to get you help.
He Knew What He Was Getting Himself Into
One could assume that people who know they are going to get arrested, or are going to turn themselves in, should wear the goofiest clothes they can find. A mugshot is forever.
Nirbamba
Something is a little off about this, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Nirvana has always looked like the cast of Full House, but Dave Grohl looks a little young for this pic.
Stepping Out Strong
Yeah? What’s up old man? Got something to say to me?
Now Stand Still and Smile
This guy is probably just some innocent dude who doesn’t care what his shirt says because he’s concerned about other things. Maybe this picture helped him change his mind.
This is a Hard One to Get Out of
Thank the lord someone snapped this picture at the perfect time. Now, let’s find out if the coast guard will come through a swamp to save these fools.
Those Bangs Changed the Game
Please, sir, you’re far too swaggy to be in this public area. You might be inspiring the children.
Wear a Helmet Buddy!
Now, we know that this action isn’t inherently dangerous. However, the fact that this guy is promoting safety, he should be at least wearing elbow pads or something.
She’s Not Wrong
Her shirt says “good things come to those who hustle” but her shoes say “if I take one step I will break my ankle.”
He Knows What He’s About
This poor guy isn’t going to be allowed in the pool at all that night, and he’s going to be very upset that his little joke didn’t go over well.
Ladies, He’s Single…
This dude looks like he has a job, and he enjoys spending time outdoors. This is a win-win scenario, and you’re missing out on the deal of a lifetime.
Keep Your Distance Pal
Unless you’re confident that you could fight this lady’s boyfriend, stay 1000 feet away, this seems like a trap.
That’s What I’m Talkin’ About
If you were able to read all the way up to this point, you need to take a step back and consider this awesome shirt as an alternative to the effort you’re currently putting into your life.
What Have You Done???
You should really think your outfits through before you leave the house. Like, you shouldn’t wear a Metallica t-shirt to church.
Geography is my Passion
For those who don’t know, this is actually Africa. Whoever is selling this t-shirt had a great idea, it’s a shame that it’s on the sale rack.
Me Too, I guess…
Can’t tell if this shirt is talking about eating hamburgers or talking about eating a man named Hamberger. Despite that, I would like 12 of these, please.
Uh Oh, Look Out for This Guy
We love the energy bring put forth here, but we think that “It’s your mom’s shirt” would make more sense.
Stand Back 50 Feet
Seeing someone wearing this shirt in the Walmart sale aisle would be enough to send even the bravest person running for their mommy. This person is a national threat.
More Than Meets the Eye
There are models for everything nowadays, maybe he’s referencing a hand/foot model, maybe even just a mannequin.
Burn That Shirt, Kid
When you wear a shirt like that, you’re setting yourself up for failure pretty much immediately. Instead of admitting to the world that you do dumb things, just do them first and everyone will know.
Yeah, Sure Buddy
This guy doesn’t even seem like he’s “magnetizing” the girl that’s sitting next to him. Instead of wearing a shirt that says “chick magnet,” literally wearing anything else would be better for your chances of meeting a girl.
No Pants, No Problem
This mom is too cool. Admitting to your personal flaws and owning them just turn them into a personality trait, no strings attached.
A Little Something for Everyone
Tell you the truth, real men do respect Bieber, or rather, the choice that other people have to decide what music they like. You go, guys. Enjoy those $20 sodas.
The Ideal Situation
The guy with the I <3 Bacon shirt and this girl should get together. They’d have at least one thing to talk about together.
Hit the Nail on the Head
You can say that again pal. For the sake of this man and his vacuum shirt, let’s hope he didn’t get into too much trouble.
Weeping Tears of Joy
Nothing makes a person happier than a personal gift. Unless this is something that made her cry tears of sadness, which we totally understand, this girl will probably wear her shirt proudly for a long time.
The Newest Asher Roth Merchandise
Chances are this wasn’t purchased from any college book store, maybe not even a store. When you can’t get into college, at least try and look the part.
That’s Very Descriptive
Someone needs to find the location of this shirt and send it our way. This just might be the hottest fashion trend of 2019.
Stop What?
This is a bit more abstract than we usually run into, but you can really understand this man’s vision behind this modern art piece.
It’s Not Quite What It Seems
Before you get your knickers in a twist, take a closer look and see that this dude’s underwear is not sticking out of his shirt, it is the shirt itself that was constructed very, unfortunately.
Refusing to Be Happy
This is the motto of the Millenial generation, and rightfully so. Try living in a post-inflation city while living on a part-time intern’s wage.
Understandable, Have a Nice Day
When she eventually gets drunk, she changes her shirt to say “thank you for your patience, you may now approach.”
The Matrix Has Been Breached
We have been asking ourselves the same question for years, everyone wants to do it, so why can’t we? Huh? Mark Zuckerberg?
The Lost Breaking Bad Season
So what they don’t tell you is, Heisenberg actually survived the *spoiled ending* and then got arrested in Reno, Nevada for jaywalking.
She Got What She Wanted
This is the “This Space Intentionally Left Blank” of t-shirts. Also, further research shows us that this shirt could be yours for a small payment of 5.99.
Mama Knows Best
This is great advice for all clothing that isn’t dry clean only. Never trust your mom with dry clean only stuff, it never ends well. There is only so much a super-mom can do.