People can get very creative with their passive-aggressive parking notes. Some of these are super cringe, and others are hilarious. Take notes!
The Bread’s A Nice Touch
I have a lot of questions about the bread, honestly. Where did it come from? Why is it there? Is it stale?
Oh, Hey!
This is some pretty good advice. A lot of people seem to forget that other people exist… It’s bizarre.
Only a Little Aggressive
Most people would have just left it alone, but this guy decided to write out a whole paragraph. Follow your truth, I guess!
Since You’re Special
I can imagine that the person who wrote this keeps chalk handy just for this special moment.
In Case You Forgot
The fact that someone is dumb enough to partially block a driveway is pretty embarrassing on their part…
That’s My Spot
The Vaseline is a bizarre idea and kind of seems like it would be hard for the tow truck to handle the car but… Still! Don’t park in a reserved spot if it’s not yours, it’s pretty simple.
Relatable
Who hasn’t been in this situation? Hopefully, the parking officer gave them the benefit of the doubt.
A Loyal Parking Customer
The best part about this is that the parking officer actually let it slide… See, they aren’t all that bad!
Here, My Card
Someone has made a living off of parking-shaming. Good for them!
First Day of Parking 101
The driveway thing seems to be lost on many people. If you’re trapping someone in their driveway or keeping them out of their driveway, you’ll get towed!
A Waste of Peanut Butter
Honestly, these people did this person a favor. Spending some time cleaning up peanut butter is definitely less expensive than being towed… Although, it’s a sad waste of peanut butter.
Game Of Thrones Will Never End
This is what happens when you have a Stark bumper sticker… Time to watch your back.
Lines Are There For A Reason
It’s not hard, just park within the lines. They’re not there for no reason! Rules apply to you, too.
Sorry, Charlie
This person could just take those tickets and dispute them since they have their parking permit coming… Maybe stop paying them?
A True Achievement
Doing this for more than a month is truly impeccable, and this person absolutely deserved this prize.
Fix. Your. Car.
The note-writer even gave this person a date to get their car fixed. I think that’s pretty nice of them!
This Is Worse Than Not Leaving a Note
Whoever wrote this is… Evil. Bad karma for you!
I Dislike This
Sorry, I don’t make the rules. You’re bad at parking.
Someone’s Mad
I have to wonder… Does this person really have a handicapped grandmother? Or are they just saying that for the guilt trip?
At Least The Dog Is Cute
How generous, now this guy can add to his spot collection!
Jack… This Isn’t Okay
Jack, you could have just done the right thing and wrote down your information. What are you thinking, Jack?!
Not A Chance
Sometimes, parking officers can be ruthless. That’s a shame.
A Bit Much
Out of all of the jokes and parking puns, this is the one this person chose to make? Maybe not the best…
That Was Forward
Tony decided that his mistake is someone else’s fault because of parking. That’s a bit much, Tony!
Don’t Disappoint Grumpy Cat
Also, what a fabulous drawing of Grumpy Cat. That is true art. That’ll teach that parking offender!
That’s a Paddlin’
Hopefully, everyone knows this Simpson’s drawing. If not, that would be really, really awkward…
Don’t Do It Again
I wouldn’t want to make Optimus Prime angry… Better start practicing your parking!
This Is Horrifying
Someone put a lot of time into carving these potatoes… Anything with that kind of time is terrifying and to be avoided.
For Visual Learners
It’s simple enough, right? Keep it straight! How easy.
Very Tragic
This person must have parked absolutely horrendously for all of humanity to be disappointed in them.
Sorry, Can’t Back This One
Just because you dig out your car doesn’t mean that’s your spot forever. It’s not rude, it’s life!
Heard You Loud and Clear
Despite this threat being a bit unrealistic, this person’s creativity would scare me away from ever parking in their spot again.
Getting To The Root of the Problem
Bad parking is inherited. It’s science. Get to the root of the problem, and breed out the bad parking trait.
Okay, Rude
Stevie Wonder didn’t become the voice of a generation just to be disrespected like this.
Oh, Thanks
To add insult to injury, this person just dissed the car that they hit.
Time To Practice My Skills
Parking in the crosswalk is extremely dangerous for people who are disabled and people with strollers. For the abled-body folks, it’s more annoying. At least they can practice their sliding.
Did St. Jude Write This?
The stationary somehow makes this threat of a curse even scarier.
Please, Don’t Touch My Car
Sometimes, a note is all that is needed. Don’t touch my things, I know my window is open, move along.
Rich People Probs
If they’re rich, what’s the use? At least they left a note. (Sarcasm)
You. Are. Awful.
Instead of just parking in one spot and making at least one person’s life easier, this person (in an ugly car, by the way) decided to take up two spots and make tons of people mad. Watch your back!
Word To The Wise
There is a lot to unpack in this note, but ultimately, it seems kind of nice.
Are You Good?
Although, saying, “The worst park,” kind of doesn’t make this note any more impactful. Still, we’re hoping that the driver had a minute of self reflection.
You’re Evil
This person has a note on their back from at least two neighbors… Just get your car alarm fixed! It’s not hard!
It’s The Only Way
How else would someone park to awfully? This is literally the only scenario.
Is This Person Okay
This note really took a turn but eventually found its way back to the point.
A Proud Moment
This is definitely the most creative way to shame a bad parker. Don’t park in an emergency spot!
Well, That’s Nice
At least this person got a free car freshener out of it! I wonder what smell it is?
Parking Pig Alert
Another thing to consider: The people in front and behind the “parking pig” could have parked poorly as well, leaving too much space. Food for thought!
Carlie Rae Jepson Would Be Disappointed
Hopefully, this note was impactful enough so that someone will think twice about blocking their driveway!
And…?
The police would show up and be like, “What do you want us to do?” Don’t waste their time!
Just So You Know
I’m not totally sure how to feel about this one… I guess it’s nice to know?
I’m Not a Sardine!
Just to remind everyone, don’t forget to give people space when you’re parking!
Heard You Loud and Clear
How can you argue with this cartoon?
Too Much. This Is Too Much.
I can totally understand where this person is coming from. But, maybe relax a bit.
You’re Making Enemies
This is a pretty fair note to write.
This is Pretty Harsh
Some people really feel strongly about parking.
You Can’t Sit With Us!
Obviously, we won’t know the back story and everything, but this seems a bit dramatic!
Can You Not Smell It?
The fact that someone had to bring the smell to the driver’s attention is super embarrassing… Don’t be this person.
The Politics Snob
It’s always a bit weird when people pair random things with politics… This note is no different.
Wow… Deep.
Honestly, more people really have to start following the rules of society. Don’t be a jerk! Also, park better!